wank mirage

When a tug hungry adolescent see's a discarded glossy magazine or Sunday supplement in a bush or bin and mistakenly identifies it as a porno.

"I fell victim to a wank mirage the other day....turned out to be the latest issue of We Love Telly (free with the Daily Mirror"

by Richard Torrance April 2, 2008

Dangle Wank

When a lady dangles her breasts over her partners mouth in order to be sucked whilst the partner pleasures themself.

He lay on his back and sucked her dangling titties whilst having a Dangle Wank

by LadyBairdy July 30, 2015

Sniff wank

When you are so turned on by the smell of something, you have to masterbate

My Sisters friend stayed over in my bed Tuesday night while I was away. I Stayed in the bed Wednesday & had a sniff wank over the scent on the pillow

by Paedo Ted April 25, 2011

pixel wanking

An endless and usually contradictory stream of requests - from "business guys" - to move an image or part of a web page up|left|right|down X pixels so that it lines up with some other arbitrary and unrelated part of the web application.

An often fatal disease, mostly affecting business owners and project managers which typically ends in a horrible death - usually by bludgeoning with the nearest blunt implement (a keyboard to the face is a common cause of death).

Business Guy: "Hey, front end guy, could you just move that line of text so that the bottom of it lines up with the top of the letter 'M' in the third paragraph of the second column six words from the left and diagonally across from that image of a flux capacitor?"

Front End Guy: "Dude, I've had enough of you and your endless pixel wanking. Taste my keyboard of death, motherfucker!"

by lleighto August 20, 2011

Welsh wank

Grab a alcohol beverage of your choice , make sure it’s in a bottle *makes it easier*
Have a wank and when you are about to climax jug your chosen drink, while finishing. This honestly is the best way to change things up since the old peanut butter on your balls for your dog trick!

Can’t really be used in much of a sentence, but on a side noye, enjoy! welsh wank

by 0weshboy2 April 21, 2019

wanking around

Same definition as (fuck around) meaning doing something with no goal or reason.

what are you doing here? ( I am just wanking around).

Want to go wanking around the mall? (Sure I'll wank around the mall with you).

by KnowYourDefinition January 15, 2018

Wank Tights

A more classier version of the 'Wank Sock'. Wank tights are the connoisseurs choice for masturbation.

'ere Terry I much prefer the "Wank Tights" to the sock, its so much more silky, depending on the denier.

by haybarner January 22, 2010