PBS and wank

An alternative activity available to those who are too poor and too unattractive to "Netflix and chill."

My man Dio ain't got no job and ain't got no girl. So that fool has to PBS and wank this Friday.

by gonzobrains August 13, 2016

Chicken Wank

The act of masturbating with the inside crease of your elbow thus resembling a chicken flapping its wing.

I had the best chicken wank of my life last night!

by SexuallyActive September 22, 2014

aussie wank

First developed by Dale Hunt, an Aussie Wank is when a man masterbates to Kangaroo Porn. While drinking as many Fosters as possible before ejaculation.

Fuck me that was a long aussie wank, got through 24 fosters.

by Aussie Dale May 3, 2015

Plank Wank

The act of masturbating in a plank like pose.

YOU GUYS ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY PLANK WANK.

My favorite way to masturbate is to Plank Wank.

by v-a-t-s September 6, 2013

Honour Wank

When you masturbate especially in honour of someone you love, admire or miss. You do this without the need of porn and it is considered more special than any other types of masturbation.

e.g. Me: Mate, I just had an honour wank over Jennifer. God I think she's the one.
Friend: You fucking weirdo

by AsianEquations April 21, 2014

Welsh wank

Grab a alcohol beverage of your choice , make sure it’s in a bottle *makes it easier*
Have a wank and when you are about to climax jug your chosen drink, while finishing. This honestly is the best way to change things up since the old peanut butter on your balls for your dog trick!

Can’t really be used in much of a sentence, but on a side noye, enjoy! welsh wank

by 0weshboy2 April 21, 2019

Wank Tights

A more classier version of the 'Wank Sock'. Wank tights are the connoisseurs choice for masturbation.

'ere Terry I much prefer the "Wank Tights" to the sock, its so much more silky, depending on the denier.

by haybarner January 22, 2010