Valcano thrust

Nutting inside her mouth as she deepthroats making the nut erupt through her nostrils

Yo my gf was pissed after I valcano thrust eher last night being that she had sinuses

by Nibna May 27, 2018

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Sal Vulcano

Sal is the most stunning, godliest man of our universe. If sal ever gets near you in new york city, I will kill you because I'm not you. I love his perfect symmetrical figure and his smooth chocolatey hair. I want him to kiss my face until I melt into a large pile of his cologne. Every time he says God Bless, I feel gods blessings as I pretend that Sal is sitting on top of me caressing my vulnerable crisp face. To put my adoration for Sal in simpler terms, I would stand in front of a moving subway train for him. I'll kill 10,000 men for you, Sal. I'll destroy every last cat in a corn maze, for Sal. If Sal's tonight's big loser, then later he'll tonight's big winner. I'd massage sals plump juicy booty for him. If Murr ever gets near him again, Murr won't see tomorrow. MURR-DER. I'll admit, if Joe gave me kissies, I'd fall to the ground like our sexy man sal. But if THE SAL HIMSELF kissed me good, I'd ascend into god's hands. Sal, you know who's the most sexiest man alive? Read the first word. Sal, if you're reading this, we're engaged. Sal is more powerful than any god you may or may not believe in. Please join my Salvatorecult, where we'll sacrifice cats, stack up on sneakers, swim in dirty swamps, and circulate the great Daddy Sal Squishmellow Statue. His superpower is to make us laugh until we poop out our stomachs and make fall helplessly in love with his incredible abs. I love you, Crangis. Crangis McBasketball. We're forever, for-lifers.

Murr: Sal Vulcano, you're Tonight's Big Loser
Sal: Fuck ME

by reversecowgrl November 20, 2021

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Vomcano

The ultimate projectile vomit.

Dude, she just threw up everywhere.Was like a freakin' Vomcano.

by Maxineeee July 7, 2010

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white-volcanoe

when a girl shoves the end of her nipple into a guys dick hole and the guy lacktates the girl while the girl masterbates the guy causing the sperm and milk to fly out from both organs creating a white-volcanoe
Also, can lick up excess material.

"Oh that was so nice last night when my pussy-cat put her wet nipple in my pee pee hole and ohhh.....that millky millky co-co puffs all over my bod. Man only if it was a red-volcanoe...But i still like those white-volcanoe"

by anthony trizz December 28, 2007

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