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Irish Vision Qwest

When a person usualy calls into work or dicks out on other obligations to take part in binge drinking Irish drinks (Jameson and Guiness) with an end result of halucination or passing out in the early afternoon. Usualy takes place after a long night of binge drinking. The most popular day to attempt this is March 17.
Guy #1:Damn I drank so much wiskey and guiness yesterday I missed school and work then passed out at 2 in the afternoon.

Guy #2:Shit sounds like you went out for an Irish Vision Qwest.
by whitekneegrow April 29, 2012
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Air-based vision locked targeting system

When you take a dump off a building and hit someone.
Them: Hey man, you should use your Air-based vision locked targeting system!
Me: Naa...
Them: Five bucks if you hit the baby
Me: Deal!
by LividPlanets February 6, 2019
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X-ray vision

The feeling of someone deeply staring at you or cheating off of your answers.

Most often people who use x-ray vision are toxic hypocrites who will then claim they didn't cheat.
"Are they using they're X-ray vision again?"

"I think they're cheating, that's not sigama"
by IsabellaSchuyler May 19, 2025
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blackbox vision

A type of company that is focused on people, prioritizes mental health and work life balance.
Look, that company is migrating to 4 days work week, it's definetely a blackbox vision
by kyk93 November 24, 2021
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Vision

You will most likely only meet a person named Vision once in your lifetime. The chances of you meeting one is low though. If you do happen to meet someone named Vision, you're pretty darn lucky.
Vision stop picking your nose
by highonpoteneuse April 23, 2022
mugGet the Visionmug.

Dick Vision

/dik ˈviZHən/
Noun
When a man is wanting sex (thinking with his dick) so badly that all people look more attractive.
Joseph Joestar is so horny that he has dick vision going on.
Joseph Joestar got that dick vision.
by Schilp June 4, 2022
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