viagra

a pill to make the penis enlarged

jim: jesus christ did you take viagra
slim: yeah bro

by your moms dads cats neighbor February 1, 2019

MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

A psychological diagnosis that entails having enough intellegence to survive, but no more.

Sandra: Did you hear John cut his own toes off last week whilst mowing the lawn with no shoes on? Only a few days before that he told me that he cooks his food directly on the hob with no saucepan to save washing up. He's such a fool.

Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

Sandra: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

Ed: Don't worry, neither does John, the guys a fucking moron.

by Compersious June 25, 2019

Viagratification

When a man is forced to take Viagra in order to get off.

Jim knew he was old when he had Viagratification for the first time.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

viagra

a kick stand

ill take viagra before i go to bed so i wont role out.

by mike littorous April 4, 2009

pandas and viagra

Used to describe a completely random event and/or situation; can be used to break the awkard silence after such an event for a humorous effect.

Dude 1: "Hey check out all these hot chicks. Which one's hotter?"
Dude 2: "I like eggs."

***Akward moment of silence***

Dude 3: "That's more random than pandas and viagra."

by Miguel Angel December 13, 2008

viagra

the stuff my girlfriend puts in my beer

Dude, are you drinking my beer? It had viagra in it.....

by beer boy March 26, 2008

viagra

The hottest thing to hit the gay community.

Makes your dick so hard it's like a leather punch.

^^^great for anal penetration

by Rev. Felcher June 12, 2005