Juan Valdez Jacuzzi

using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong

"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?

psh
whatever

don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi

by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017

carlos valdes

Is a really hot guy mostly known for The Flash as Cisco, where he plays a super hot , cute and smart nerd who loves to give villains names

Ohh btw THIS GUY CAN SING , and ohhh boiiiii he knows what his doing ..

Me: OmG The Flash is starting I have to watch it

* also me:* only focusing on Cisco (Carlos Valdes) and don't even care what is happening to Barry(aka Flash)
\{^~^}/

by Jamjamisdead October 17, 2017

tre’vale

Big cock, handsome, goofy, mean

Tre’Vale has a good personality with a big cock

by Hunnchoe May 27, 2018

Morphett Vale

Suburb of Adelaide, South Australia, globally recognised for its over abundant production of high quality memelords and shitposters. Dissected by a train line, those east of such prefer to die from alcohol poisoning while the western denizens stay up all night trading stolen jewellery for their next meth hit.

Morphett Vale is a suburb of Adelaide

by Treedweller76 September 26, 2018

Carlos Valencia

He is a kid who is in the 8th grade and he is dating a girl named Daisy. He also likes eating food. And he also has a strange haircut.

Person 1:You look like Carlos Valencia.
Person 2:STOOOOOP

by AnonymousBoi May 21, 2019

Nathandeep Valdezreet

Minimum wage mgdonalds worker who lives paycheque to paycheque, who uses his paycheque within the first hour on hypebeast clothing. some would say he's disabled.

Hey look we found a nathandeep valdezreet lets show him our bank accounts.

by Your Buddyy 200 May 21, 2019

River Vale

best place in new jersey w a bunch of spoiled white kids that are all smart but think they’re the shittyt

that’s a river vale kid

by chickenisCOOL August 24, 2019