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jumbo vision

the ability to look far into the future; farsightedness.
We need such leaders as are gifted with jumbo vision.
by uttam maharjan March 11, 2010
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Telder-vision

Every show for elders. such as Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, The Price is Right, and numerous soap operas.
Boy: "Sorry man, i couldn't come over. my grandma was making me watch Telder-Vision."
by zen0n September 4, 2010
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vibe vision

The super human ability to see vibrations that emanate off of human beings, animals, plants, and other natural entities.
"Woah man... I can see your aura and all of the good vibrations resonating from your soul, out of your body... I think I've got vibe vision."
by DKron October 19, 2011
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Party Vision

When one wears sunglasses in a party or rave room, where the humidity fogs up the glass and now longer allows you to see.
Partier 1: Dude, why are you wearing sunglasses?

Partier 2: Party vision, bro, It's awesome.
by iliketopartytgiff October 23, 2011
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Shorter Vision

a phenomenon that occurs while upon your studies at Shorter Sniversity. This phenomenon makes physically unattractive persons appear attractive because of the lack of attractive females.
Bro!! "She is so hot i would rail her 5 times."

What the fuck? Shes like a 3. you must have shorter vision.
by Chase Welch October 23, 2011
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Googly Vision

When one has reached a point in their sobriety level (high or drunk) where a female who wouldn't look good, looks especially sexy.
A: she looks so good when i have googly vision
B: those blondes, always look good when you've got your googly vision on.
by Rank.Indian November 13, 2011
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textray vision

The ability to know the sender of a text or the contents of a text message while ones phone is in a pocket, bag, purse, etc, and out of sight.
"Oh man Julie is texting me again"

"How do you know? Your phone is in your pocket. What do you have, textray vision?"
by Jagerman July 18, 2012
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