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University of Wyoming

The hardest drinking university in the United States. Has all prerequisites for binge drinking.

1.Redneck culture that does nothing but drink
2.Lack of any activities after 7pm that dont involve getting hammered
3.Coldest enviroment of any 4 year school in the United States

4. Over 24 bars plus another 10 places to buy alcohol for a place with a population of around 25000
5. Depression that sets in once you realize you have decended into the 5th circle of hell AKA laradise
Student 1:Hey guys we've been drinking for 5 days straight lets change it up I know the University of Wyoming doesnt have anything going on but theres got to be something else to do
Student 2: We could always go outside and freeze to death
Student 3: We could sit around and have a circle jerk
Student 1: Fine lets just go to the Buckhorn Bar

Student 3: No im too classy for that lets hit the Cowboy bar but the one on 3rd st not the cowboy bar on 2nd St
Student 2: I've been drunk since 5pm so i dont really care
by jdays March 5, 2013
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Binghamton University

A public university in Up-state New York that is filled to the brim with people from Long Island. The school is notorious for having "frats" that are no more than a group of ambiguously gay men living together that like to invite high school girls over to "party."
It is known to provide a good education, if one can survive the long islanders, new york citiers, and "frat" boys.
-Yo look at that kid over there buying those high school girls drinks with his mom's credit card... He must go to Binghamton University
by cowssssssssssssssss February 25, 2009
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University of Dayton

Founded in the late 1800's by Marianists (those are Catholics btw), it has become one of the better catholic colleges in the state. Home of the Dayton Flyers, the ghetto, constant drinking parties, and hot ass college babes. Think a catholic high school, except its a college.
1. Dude, wanna go to the ghetto for some pussy and beer?

Where are you going for college?
University of Dayton.
Dude....YOU'RE GONNA PARTY!!!
by B.Whitt September 30, 2004
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Washington University in St. Louis

Also known as WUSTL or WashU by its affectionate students. Basically, a scary top-ranked institution that's described by two adjectives: intense and balanced. Students here are the cream of the crop, the smart and the smartasses, the nerd kings, the future crazy scientists...except they won't show it. The school is set in the laid-back Midwest, so while the students are intense and brilliant, the environment is generally pretty supportive and not cutthroat. It's also a premed haven. Watch out in your science classes...

Washington University in St. Louis is also ranked fourth of all universities in terms of National Merit Scholars. Competition to get in is pretty difficult, though a lot of naysayers of the school think the school rigs its acceptance rate...the naysayers usually turn out to be WUSTL rejects. Just talk to anyone from Washington University in St. Louis like the recent Jeopardy College Championships winner and you'll be blown away both by their brains and their cool.
My nerdy neighbor: Oh man! I got accepted into Washington University in St. Louis!

Me: Did you celebrate by setting off fireworks?

My nerdy neighbor: No? Huh?

Me: There was an explosion coming from your house an hour ago bro...

MNN: Dude, that was the miniature nuclear reaction that I set up in my room...
by aimingforthegold February 18, 2010
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Wake Forest University

Small school down in Winston-Salem, North Carolina...Top 10 for D-1 sports such as basketball, golf, field hockey and soccer. Owns the nickname "Work Forest" and has the 'Study Hard, Party Harder' reputation. Probably fits in the top 25 schools in the nation in terms of selectivity and academic caliber. Similiar in academics and style to such southern schools as Duke (my school),UNC-Chapel Hill,UVA, Vanderbilt, Georgetown, and Emory. Had I not gotten into Duke, Wake was my 2nd choice school out of all of these. Besides Duke and Stanford and a few other schools, Wake has one of the prettiest and most beautiful campuses in the nation.
by BlueDevil55 January 9, 2005
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The answer to life the universe and everything

A super computer said that The answer to life the universe and everything is 42
Q: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
A: 42
by Aclips January 20, 2010
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West Virginia University

noun: The place where before football games a cop hands you a cup for beer, and says "Enjoy the game", where it is becoming acceptable to burn couches and drink with professors. The place where everyone is 21 no matter what your REAL ID says. Occassionally attend class, and when you do you are still hungover or drunk. Sadly where you have to depend on a crappy transportation system, the PRT which is guarnteed to make you late for class. And no matter where you go its uphill BOTH ways.
West Virginia University: Where Greatness is learned and Couches are burned
by Kelly Fletcher February 11, 2005
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