twookie 

When you have a customer that does not like what you are doing, and he has lots of hair all over his body, and he likes to spend at least two of your hours wasting your time. A twookie!

Man that twookie would not leave my office for like 2 hours!!! GOSH!!

twookie by SpitfireZero September 18, 2013

Twinkie 

Those asian people who act like they're white. Usually pass their classes, but dumb down their vocabulary enough to communicate with the white trash they hang around. Hence they become twinkies, yellow on the outside, but white on the inside.

Douche1: Man, have you seen that Ashley chick?
Douche2: Yeah dude, I thought asian people were supposed to be nerds or something
Douche1: I guess she's a twinkie or something

Twinkie by ThatOtherWhiteGuy December 11, 2013

disco twinkies 

a term used to describe fooling around when you're unsure of what the person is actually doing.

Come guys, quit playing disco twinkies over there and pay attention to the game.

disco twinkies by J U M B O May 22, 2007

Ass Twinkie 

The Act Of Masturbating in a gym shower and right before ur about to cum you shove it up some dudes ass and fill is with ur semen.

Carlo: Mike did you feel that ass twinkie in gym
Mike: That was u OMG
Carlo: HAHAHAHAHa

Ass Twinkie by CarlyntonKid June 3, 2010

twankie

A single hubcap. Add -s for more than one hubcap. Specifically, chrome hubcaps on a crummy car.

Check out the twankies on that Taurus, guv'nr.

twankie by goochmaster March 17, 2004

Twinkie 

A white person who either pretends or wants to be an American Indian. They get their pictures taken with plastic shamans and wear colored feathers in their hair. Also, they do rename themselves. Names like Chasing Rainbows, and Spirit of the White Wolf. Sometimes more serious names. They love to insult actual Indians, saying "Oh, you don't look Indian" or "I add my 14th vision quest today, wha's yours?" They're usually like 1/16 Indian, less, or maybe none at all. They always buy the Billabong or Hurley shirts with tribal patterns on them, and have dreamcatchers everywhere. Liscense plates feature over-muscled men with feathers in their hair. Beware of twinkie households, you can bet there is a fur rug and Indian paintings everywhere. Twinkies---annoying as hell.

Kelly: "Hey, Emmy and Steph! Last night I hung out with my grandma's best friend, Mrs. Falling Rocks, and we had a blast! She is amazing! She can speak her native language and she taught me a few words and gave me this feather and...." blah..etc.
Steph: "Oh...um...."
Emmy: "What a twinkie."

Twinkie by G.LateSpring<3 April 28, 2010

Twinkie 

A derogatory term used to represent fat/homely/fuglywomen.

The term twinkie was origionally derived from the phrase, "fat chicks smell like twinkies".

It was once thought that a women who ate their own weight in twinkies would eventually smell like twinkies.

"Dude, dont look now, but that twinkie in the red dress is checking you out!"
"Aww dude... She looks like the kool-aid man...with cankles"

Twinkie by TT0MM March 3, 2012