turd gobbler

a piece-of-shit car. generally makes noise or gets poor gas milage.

"you goin' out tonight?"

"yeah, dave's comin' to get me in the turd gobbler."

by ghostfeller December 25, 2007

turdbortion

1. the mixture of an abortion and a turd.

2.the result of a perfectly good radio show abandoned by it's host and hijacked by an obnoxious dwarf.

(Word coined by “Zorback_the_greek”, Definition created by “nick from jersey”)

God, when Danny Bonaduce tried to take over the Adam Carolla show he really turned the show into a turdbortion.

by As-hole January 7, 2008

turd closet

A small public toilet stall

Excuse me I gotta hit the turd closet real quick

by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

suicide turd

A large turd generally filled with corn or other hard substances and is large in diameter, sometimes looping around the toilet bowl. Causing great pain and may require 3 to 4 flushes

1st guy: you've been in there for an hour and a half
2nd guy: Got any band aids ?
1st guy: why?
2nd guy: I just had a suicide turd?

by Elijah, hez June 21, 2006

Sugar coated turd

Something undesirable dressed up or talked up as if it is something desirable and sweet. It may be sweet on the outside, but it is still poop at the core. Similar to the saying "lipstick on a pig" (except 'lipstick' often refers to people, and 'SCT' to an object).

My coworker tried to dump her project in my lap, but in this sickeningly-sweet way, like it was a sugar coated turd...like I wasn't supposed to notice or acknowledge it was a turd simply because it had sugar sprinkled on it!

by armcandy2222 May 27, 2009

turd axe

A wire coat hanger used when a plunger is insufficient when disposing of ones growler. most effective on particularly thick sinkers when too much fiber is consumed.

Hey Bob I could really use a turd axe in here, this plunger aint gonna cut it. I think I shit a squirrel.

by adolph oliver-nipples October 14, 2006

Turd High

Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high"

After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008