Turbo Trainer Service

A fictional service used to justify lack of participation in virtual cycling events.

Sorry I cant race tonight because my turbo trainer service.

by c0aster January 24, 2018

Turbo Job

When a man licks another mans booty hole aggressively while blowing in his anus at the same time. Made famous by a North Raleigh man when he offered to give Turbo jobs to other men in exchange for working on performance vehicles. Similar to a rim job.

The other day I gave a guy a turbo job.

by BimmerService June 6, 2018

Turbo Snake

A Turbo Snake is the genitalia of a man, most commonly known as a penis.

Turbo Snake is used when a gentleman wants to show his dominance to a female, often by showing her his massive schlong, this usually entices the female to mate with the man and allows him to show the true power of his Turbo Snake.

"Go on mate, get ya turbo snake out and show her what ya got!"

by imconfusedbythistoo September 24, 2018

turbo tramp

Noun. One who aggressively displays signs of sluttiness. Usually has all of their bits out on display and wears revealing and tight fitting clothing that leaves nothing to the imagination.

I saw that turbo tramp you brought home last night, I hope you used protection!

Did you see what Ariel was wearing in those pictures, she looks like a total turbo tramp.

by Corporal punishment October 26, 2018

Turbo talker

A person who talks incredibly fast and / or doesn’t let anyone else get a word in edgewise.

When those two turbo talkers are together I don’t even try to join in the conversation. They turbo talked through the whole dinner.

by pozzie January 26, 2019

Turbo Thrust

A product made by the company "Fleshlight". It is used on the penis to simulate a blowjob.

Not sure why I made this, but the Turbo Thrust™ is a great product!

by The Overlord of Destruction April 20, 2019

Turbo Crabbies

When you make a pint of ‘Dark and Stormy’ but you use Crabbies instead of ginger beer. So, 2x shots spiced or dark rum and top the pint off with Crabbies.

Last night Jim drank 4 Turbo Crabbies....lad got mortal

by SOCIAL CLEANSER August 22, 2019