tree kink

Tendency towards sexual arousal due to vegetation, also known as Tree Fetish or Dendrophilia

People who don't know I have a tree kink don't understand why I sleep on the hardwood floor.

by Caribeaux October 26, 2013

Tree nut

The act of a male standing in a tree with a female located under him. The male then proceededs to masterbate to the point of climax and nuts on the females face.

Do you want to go outside and get some tree nut.

by Coopdogggg May 20, 2018

Tree cum

Tree cum another word for pollen

yo dude you allergic to tree cum or something

by staples are tasty July 10, 2021

penis painting tree goat

a word used to describe someone that looks spicy.

Damn, Carla is a penis painting tree goat today.

by zeewatinaho March 1, 2011

Guys Under A Tree

"guys under a tree" is something you would call a group of men acting gay.

Luca: Are those guys wearing skirts?
Logan: Haha, they're guys under a tree for sure.

by Oragani April 16, 2021

butt nose Christmas tree

A butt nose Christmas tree 🌴

Wow, look at that butt nose Christmas tree!

by AriaSa December 14, 2022

Branching Tree

When a man or woman(if they are in to that)
inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.

My girlfriend screamed when i introduced her to the branching tree. Maybe it was because i didn't trim my fingernails.

by Dan Schweddy February 24, 2009