Ozumba traffic

This is a traffic jam that knows no beginning or end, an Ozumba traffic links one endless traffic to another one. It usually occur during working days, it has its origin from Lagos, Nigeria.

This Ozumba traffic is scary today.
I am sure I will get home by mid night today, thanks to Ozumba tariff.

by MacCaswell February 4, 2020

beat Traffic lights day

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)

beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)

by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020

traffic report

the near real-time distribution of information about road conditions ( such as traffic congestion, detours, and collisions. ).

While driving to work, I listened to the traffic report.

by ytw February 11, 2017

Traffic

In the car , going somewhere , busy

Hey wyd ? Shit I’m in traffic right now wyd

by anonymous February 11, 2022

Traffic Jam

When you engage in sex trafficking and decide to spread Hartley's Jam on your victim

"Hey Bill how's the kid?"
"He's fine Gary, I just got into a traffic jam".

by GaryMcDingle November 20, 2019

Traffic Cone

A girl named Leticia that wears orange and white

Shut up traffic Cone

by Pussy Gobler February 26, 2020

Thailand Traffic Jam

When you’re running a train on your favorite lady boy in Thailand. The man in the action realizes mid stroke that she’s a lady boy, so he cannot get to climax. Therefore the rest of the guys are waiting in limbo.

“I was next in line at a train running. And the man in the action caused a Thailand Traffic Jam, he didn’t realize Pong was a lady boy.”

by Down with the mortis October 6, 2025