Toledo Necktie

When you lay a tird legnth-wise down your partner's chest so that when finished it has the appearance of a necktie...made of shit.

For our anniversary I gave my husband a toledo necktie, boy, was it messy.

by frecklef'er April 20, 2010

Torpedo

When you fingering a girl in the bum and you hit a turd (the torpedo).

Rob: I slipped her a digit in the corn hole and found a torpedo.
John: That's disgusting...
Rob: Yeah, and the worse bit is that I got some stuck under my finger nail...

by Torpedo_hunter May 31, 2010

topdollar

topdollar was a socom rank up who did whatever it took to become #1 he booted rooms online cheated really bad. and has respect all threw socom because of this.

yo did you see topdollar?

yeah his taking #1 agian on socom /=

by BigJohn1990 June 28, 2008

Tope

Another word for a male/females genitals.

Billy: My tope is so hairy.

Willy: Why was I born with a small tope?

Stacy: My tope itches!

by Shelbs42890 September 30, 2006

toed up

variant of toe up

messy; unkempt

usually used when referring to one's look

"look at dat bougie wit her toed up braids"

by nonconcrete August 15, 2004

Toyed

Toyed m, noun.

To dominate an object(material/immaterial). - e.g. To be on top of your game.

Word purportedly has its origin in the world of Derek Zoolander, was popularized in Finland, 2008 AD.

Remark: Did you see that shit, I so dominated that exam.
Retort: Man, I know, you are so toyed!

Remark: Que pedo wey?
Remark: I bought a new burro, paisan
Retort: That burro is so toyed man!

Hah! I'm so toyed!

by Toyedness December 18, 2008

topeka

Backwards, BackWOODS, what the $%##@ happened here!?

Topeka used to have a huge "mental" hospital. The Meninger Hospital closed it's doors and moved elsewhere, dispersing all of it's patients to fend for themselves on the streets of Topeka. I believe they must have started pro-creating and mingling amoungst the rest of the population, thus we have the overall mentality of this backwards, back-WOODS, slow cow-town called Topeka. If you happen to be in this town, take a good look around- the people all look the same, not caring about their appearance or the way they carry themselves. At first glance, someone would think, "Is this some kind of sick joke!? Something must've gone terribly wrong here..."

by Just moved to this forsaken town December 26, 2006