Using a bathroom in public can be a very embarassing experience...especially if a piss-toot is involved! A piss-toot is when you are peeing and to your surprise a fart slips out.
by Terradactill November 6, 2011
Get the Piss-tootmug. by Yourmomgay1273799 December 4, 2021
Get the Tootsmug. When you're significant other passes gas outside of a bathroom only whilst your companion is in the bathroom and hears the gas passed. This action is allowed and does not violate any residential laws as the bathroom is not available for them to pass gas in the location where society deems the only location where gas is allowed to be passed.
"Did you shit your pants?" bathroom occupant.
"Nope, I needed to fart and you were in the restroom. Guess that's a Toot-Way Street"
"Nope, I needed to fart and you were in the restroom. Guess that's a Toot-Way Street"
by The Tracy's September 6, 2022
Get the Toot-Way Streetmug. by Your D Deliver November 5, 2022
Get the Tortellini tootmug. Flatulence that has presided in the same area for an extended length of time. It loses some of its potency, but has a disturbing musky smell to it, that assaults the senses. For example, if one were to fart in a warm stuffy room and exits said room, and someone where to enter the room 5 minutes later. Their senses may perceive a stale toot smell. Stale too smells are particularly common in motor vehicles. They can also be discovered when a fart has been trapped in ones pants for some period of time and the pants are removed and the smell is released into the open air
by ProfessorNonsense May 3, 2025
Get the Stale tootmug. The Police Constable who stands guard at the door of 10 Downing Street has been replaced by Mike and Kev of ‘Doormen’, Romford’s finest entry control specialists.
As access to the centre of power is now almost entirely dependent on whether you’re carrying booze and maybe a bit of toot, the change has been made to better control flow through the door of the sort of people who are showing up.
(NewsThump, 14-Jan-22)
As access to the centre of power is now almost entirely dependent on whether you’re carrying booze and maybe a bit of toot, the change has been made to better control flow through the door of the sort of people who are showing up.
(NewsThump, 14-Jan-22)
by PhilUK January 17, 2022
Get the tootmug. 