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Chocolate Flavored Toad

It is a chocolate uniquely flavored sort of chode.

Chode: A penis wider than it is long. - A short fat dick
Ayee, My Nigguh Will Gotta Chode!

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode (chocolate flavored toad).
by ChuChiSlay November 29, 2011
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Toad

Jeff: Man I could really sit down somewhere right now.
Keith: Good. There is a toad right there.
by chob-logtulin June 2, 2023
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Gargling toad

When a novice is trying to deepthroat and they try to fight their gag reflex. The sound the spit makes when they inevitably choke on some dick.
Jaclyn tried to deepthroat me yesterday, but she ended up hitting that gargling toad...
by Hugh Jardón October 29, 2018
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toad boi

a gross boi, often some people will say "toad boi, i like that guy" but they don't often mean it
omg ew he's so ugly... he's a toad boi
by youredisappointing August 19, 2017
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Toad's make out

This song would be perfect for a Toad's make out
by hawaiianginger March 19, 2011
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toads eat choads

A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.
Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!

Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!

(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)

Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!
by Blues and Dumbness September 13, 2019
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toad poker

A mentally incompetent human being that would rather poke toad with a stick than function like a normal human in society.
by Bob 72 May 21, 2021
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