Shaft Jockey

To dick ride and or jockey a shaft, sucking up and brown nosing to others.

Nigga be a shaft jockey all you want the boss ain't given you no promotion.

by ImDrillin August 30, 2017

sausage jockey

Being an absolute dick riding bender who loves to be surrounded by men

Oi mate stop being a sausage jockey and get a life

by Tom Sharp90973 December 8, 2020

Expiration Jockey

When you or a friend eat or drink something on it's expiration date.

Person1: Hey man you look sick as hell.

Dumbass: Yeah I just ate everything on it expiration date.

Person2: wow such an expiration jockey.

by SilverWolf1009 January 6, 2017

forum jockey

a person who posts online in a manner to make themselves impressive and is often caught up in his/her own lie by other online posters

posterA: i raced a ferrari on main street with my car last night and kicked its butt.

posterB: main street has been shut for a week.

posterC: haha, what a forum jockey

by rxm6 February 18, 2009

Paper Jockey

Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.

Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.

That Paper Jockey in the Emergency Room really got me through the admissions process quick!

by Big Red Yeti December 30, 2018

remote jockey

Person with the remote when a group of friends and/or family is watching tv.
Has power over volume, muting, pausing, thing being watched, etc

Hey, remote jockey, put the volume up.

by kingofgeats July 20, 2010

Camel Jockey

Adjective: One who fornicates with camels, One who prefers travelling on camels, One who has oral sex with Camel(s)

Wow, your friend is a real Camel Jockey

by FatMilkTits March 11, 2019