by roger the toger September 28, 2004

To describe the person that you want but can't have. Your crush. The person that makes your teeth sweat like HOT LAVA. The person that makes your IQ drop just by looking at him/her.
by J.E.C. April 22, 2008

by Hot Mami 12345 January 28, 2011

by Yo wassa February 15, 2017

Jon: I'm on my way to Giralda's, does anyone else want a cracké con leche?
Jane: (shaking) Please. Splenda en el bolso.
Howie: I really think they put something in those-- get me one, too.
Jane: (shaking) Please. Splenda en el bolso.
Howie: I really think they put something in those-- get me one, too.
by J Robinson October 2, 2006

when a carnival worker has been masturbating all night and ejaculates bloody spooge into the carnival goer's eye socket as they aim for a prize--particularly for stuffed animals of the bear proclivity
by chili willie January 22, 2009

by spicybeefgasm September 3, 2016
