Missouri Mudslide

When getting your dick sucked from the back by your respective lover, to only squirt diarrhea in her/his face as you cum in their mouth.

I gave Lisa next door the best Missouri mudslide you ever seen.

by Nsmallz011 October 6, 2023

Cuban Mudslide

When you have to take a nasty crap immediately after showering. Must occur before grabbing the dying towel.

I heard those US diplomats all had Cuban Mudslides after those sonic attacks at their embassy.

by [NDC]Octane December 1, 2019

mudsliding

The act of shitting in a public place and leaving it for someone to step in. Bonus points for letting it slide down the leg and onto the floor.

"Yeah man I just mudslided in a store yesterday."
"We should go mudsliding in the gas station."

by Polaroid_Wolf December 4, 2024

Colombian Mudslide

The shit you take right after you have the first cup of coffee and first line of cocaine in the morning.

Starbucks and some yip almost made Colombian Mudslide in my car.

by wacobjinbolt April 10, 2024

Cheeseburger mudslide

When two cheeseburger loving landwhales(fat asses) are fucking and one partner askes the other for a cheeseburger and that partner pulls an un-digested one out of their gaping asshole fresh off the mcasshole grill.

*land whales fucking*
"Oh baby oh yes"
"Baby I'm hungry can I get a cheeseburger mudslide?"
"Ohhhh sure cutie coming right up!"

by Gaki ass May 13, 2016

Yoo-Hoo Mudslide Freakshake

When you're performing anal intercourse but the receiver has diarrhea.

Man I was putting it in my girl's poop chute last night after we had taco bell and I ended up with a Yoo-Hoo Mudslide Freakshake on my bed.

by allexrobideau66138 September 8, 2021

Tijuana Mudslide

A shart, esp. a badly timed one.

Got myself all cleaned up and ready to go back to the party, then I got hit with a Tijuana mudslide. Welp, I guess no blowjobs for me tonight!

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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!

You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.

Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!

by anonymous July 21, 2022