COVID-20

After the Baby Boomers are killed by COVID-19, the new strain of coronavirus that will be released by Millennials and Gen Zers is COVID-20, intended to kill off their parents’ generation so that no one can stop them from taking over the world.

COVID-19 rocked! Those Baby Boomers were fucking everything up for our future!

Totally! And we’ve got COVID-20 so no one else can stop us!!!

by builtforspeed March 15, 2020

Covid crush

When you form a crush over text messages during a pandemic but cannot see if it is real due to quarantine.

I have a Covid Crush, I don't know if it will work out because we can't go on a date.

by Syl-Sam April 4, 2020

Covid-0

when covid never existed

covid 19 more like covid-0

hey shut the fuck up

by JaydensRandomDefinitons May 6, 2020

Covid-21

since its 2021 now covid is now 21 so it can drink and get drunk now. god help us

"Covid-21 is satans work."

by pushyrot January 21, 2021

Covid Cleen

When you haven't showered for three days, but your hands are fucken sterile

Oh man, Jerry is working from home with a kid, but at least he's Covid Cleen bro!

by MistaCleen April 2, 2020

Covid-69

When you're going down on each other, and you fart so hard, your lady friend goes for her Coronavirus mask.

We were going down on each other after I ate Taco bell, and I let one rip. Due to how close my butt was to her face, she immediately threw on her Coronavirus mask and kept sucking like a champ. Covid-69!

by Mike Oxenormous October 11, 2020

Covid Cafe

An ultra exclusive gourmet restaurant chain with origins in Tennessee. Now with franchises in Texas and New Mexico, the Covid Café features a wide variety of foods ranging from southern to asian to latin delicacies. House specialties include; sweet tea, matt’s thousand dollar bacon, and signature beverages. Face mask optional. Burmingham ,the Jukich owned cafe, has the only kid menu. Northern Cali is the most$$$$

Quarantined for months but i can always go to the Covid Cafe.

by KeekeeN June 6, 2020