When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.
by TruDat94109 June 24, 2010
Get the Card tabledmug. Refers to the assordid "magic" that a moocher plays on an unsuspecting victim using financial-instrument cards of some sort, and then "pulls a disappearing act" afterwards.
One of the most common moocher's card tricks is to show your "mark" a cash/debit card beforehand, and claim that it has sufficient funds loaded onto it to cover whatever expenses you're going to rack up, but then you either "forget" the card's PIN number or "discover" that the card has either been cancelled of has insufficient funds on it to cover your shopping bill or the gas-money for the ride that your "mark" gave you.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
Get the card tricksmug. A Capitalist regime forced upon by Big Burly chairman to stop people from speaking, Not gambling, and saying bad things about the Blox cards game.
by Roadkill Mc Bufflefungs December 10, 2022
Get the Blox Cardsmug. The card left behind when the postmen cannot deliver your package.
Fuck You Sorry I Missed U Dickhead
Fuck You Sorry I Missed U Dickhead
by Habura123 June 18, 2016
Get the FUSIMUD cardmug. by EarlyToBed January 23, 2010
Get the Umbilical Cardmug. by kh314 December 19, 2017
Get the Lillian Cardmug. When you pull the “ugly card” you make a girl feel sorry for you with the intent of hooking up with her because you never really had a chance in the first place.
“Dude yesterday I pulled the ugly card on Maya”
“And how’d it go?”
“She hooked up with me just because I’ve never hooked up with anyone.”
“And how’d it go?”
“She hooked up with me just because I’ve never hooked up with anyone.”
by IFuckPenguins June 7, 2020
Get the Ugly Cardmug.