Testistulistic

Adj. Tes-tick-you-list-ick

When something posses the quality of being a massive testicle. In some instances, it can be a pair of sleigh dogs. The dogs become the testicle, and the be considered testistulistic, it must also be awesomely semenifiristic.

Holy shit bro, that fuckin' Canadian Thunder Whisky mother fuck has some testistulistic dog-balls. Fuck the police as well, they be bitch ass nyuckas.

by ChiefWithJesusANDdrugs September 8, 2007

texticipate

When one is anticipating a text from someone, typically in relation to making plans or booty calling

"Dude, why do you keep checking your phone?"

"I texticipate late night plans with that chick from happy hour."

by delusions of grandeur March 25, 2009

textipation

The condition of having too many text messages locked or saved on one's cell phone, keeping the memory capacity maxed out at 90% or greater at all times.

My cell phone has textipation from locking all of my boyfriends messages, I'm going to have to get a new phone or start deleting them.

by ***L.A.*** March 12, 2009

texticle messaging

the act of a person with testicles texting another person with testicles

Are you really still texticle messaging? You're such a faggot.

by Buffalo13 August 21, 2009

Testissimo

Balls loud.

Play this testissimo, or we'll hear the woodwinds

by Mcbobbyjoe September 22, 2009

textiversary

The anniversary between two individuals that begun texting one another. This can be temporal or numerical.

"You know, this is our 600th text to one another. Happy textiversary!"

"We started texting each other exactly one year ago. Happy textiversary."

by cidrobin March 1, 2010

Texticide

When talking to someone and you send a remark that is hard to respond to.

P1: Hey wats up
P2 Nm You?
P1: Just watchig T.V.
P2: HaHaHa awesome.
P1: You just commited texticide man!

by Jacob Marcus December 18, 2009