Telephelmet

1. A helmet constructed entirely out of Telephones.

"Hey, whats Lady Gaga wearing on her head? Oh, its just her Telephelmet."

by The Saxon March 18, 2010

Telebronesis

When two dudes have the same thought, or brainwave. Basically exactly like telekinesis, but between bros.

Guy 1: What card do I have?
Guy 2: Seven of diamonds.
Guy 1: Damn, you got it again.
Guy 2: It's weird, I can never get these with Shannon.
Guy 1: Must be Telebronesis.

Bro 1: Dude, lets go get some dinner.
Bro 2: I was about to say that.
Bro 1: Dude, Telebronesis. *Fistpound

by Cpt. Willis December 1, 2010

Telezombie

1. Someone watching a TV programme/show which is incredibly boring but keeps them just interested enough to not stop watching.

2. A telepathic/telekinetic zombie.

1. When he accidentally flicked to America's next top model, the whole room turned into telezombies.

2. Your worst nightmare.

by Lord Aexerus December 24, 2010

Teletubbist

Someone who campaigns against anti-teletubby discrimination.

The news headline said "Prominent teletubbist leads march for teletubby rights"

by Rasnodar December 25, 2010

Telestalketer

A particularly aggressive (sometimes hostile) telemarketer who won't take no for an answer and calls daily.

Can't we get the this phone number blocked? It's a telestalketer!

by SCNYC January 14, 2011

TeleGig

TeleGig is a gig "job" that is done through telecommunication.

I found a Telegig online yesterday that pays great! All I have to do is tweet about their business through my twitter account so that my followers can see!

by TeleGig Master! February 28, 2011

Televisionism

The diagnosis when one falls addicted to watching television.

Damn, your brother has a serious case of televisionism. I have yet to see him look away from the TV. He should probably go to Televisionics Anonymous.

by PoolhallJunkie2323 October 10, 2011