tard whistle

The whistle that a retard wears around their neck and blows when they are lost. When you call someone a tard whistle, you are saying they are more retarded then a lost retard.

What's up tard whistle? The most drulling shitting themselves idiot.

tard whistle by retodded retodd December 1, 2010

tard-on 

someone who gets so excited about Doctor Who

Alright, don't get a tard-on

tard-on by senor g-string December 1, 2010

tard gene 

The detriment of tard fam. This gene exists in Norman "Nick", Mike Carlson, and York and plays a major role in why these three act the way they do. It's just something about this family, all three of them exhibit different tard behaviors that you just can't explain. The only explanation is that all three of them share a similar tard gene. This tard gene will lead to the downfall of the future of tard fam if this gene is not stopped. The only way to stop this gene is for the three tard fam members to not reproduce, all of them must understand the bigger picture and realize that nobody else wants to deal with this tard shit in the future.

Visionary: Aye York, you know that tard gene theory right? You got to take one for the team and not reproduce in the future
York: Shut the fuck up, I don't need to hear your bullshit
Visionary: Actually, I don't need to worry about you anyways, I don't think you have the ability or know how to reproduce.

tard gene by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021

tard & feathered 

Tarring and feathering was a physical punishment, used to enforce formal justice in feudal Europe and informal justice in Europe.
or
A retarded person who parades in a feather boa.

Guilty Man in Feudal Europe: For the love of Christ this tar is hot, keep that roster away from me!
or
Wow, did you see Paris Hilton, she's really tard & feathered!

tard & feathered by Bubble August 15, 2006

tard cart 

A Van, usually White, with "scope" written on the side, that carries retarded people round cos they are too retarded to get there themselves

look.....a tard cart....full of retards

tard cart by Robs April 8, 2003

tard cart 

2. a broke-down shopping cart with bent wires and/or at least one improperly functioning wheel

"Take this tard cart back and get a better one"

tard cart by brett June 5, 2005

Tard Guard

1. Noun; A person who teaches special education on a school campus

2. Noun; The designated person who watches over everyone else while they are under the influence. Usually they are undergoing the effects of alcohol, marijuana, shrooms or LSD. If anyone is having a bad trip they will take care of them.

3. Verb; To chaperone and look after people undergoing a serious high.

1. Look, there’s the new tard guard and her gaggle of door stops.
2. We need you to be the tard guard tonight. We’ll only be high for like 2 hours don’t be a pussy.
3. I had to tard guard the boys all weekend, it was the worst. None of them even had bad trips so I just sat there the whole time.

Tard Guard by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019