by Boogerballer3 February 5, 2009
Get the Rofl-tard mug.1) One who is technically adept but otherwise quite stupid.
2) One who fancies himself a nerd but is actually technically inept.
2) One who fancies himself a nerd but is actually technically inept.
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Get the tard hauler mug.1.) Coined from the movie "The Hangover". The way someone refers to someone else who is stupid when they are completely oblivious to the fact that they are, indeed, the one who is retarded.
2.) Calling someone a retard playfully.
2.) Calling someone a retard playfully.
1. (guy 1) You have to be really smart to count cards.
(retard) You tell that to Rain-Man, he almost bankrupted a casino and he was a ra-tard.
(guy 2) Its "retard", you retard.
-Not exactly the movie quote but it gets the job done.
2. (guy saying to some girl-friends (friends that are girls))
I hate you guys.
(girls start to pout)
Girls stop being such ra-tards, you know I love you! :) (smile)
(retard) You tell that to Rain-Man, he almost bankrupted a casino and he was a ra-tard.
(guy 2) Its "retard", you retard.
-Not exactly the movie quote but it gets the job done.
2. (guy saying to some girl-friends (friends that are girls))
I hate you guys.
(girls start to pout)
Girls stop being such ra-tards, you know I love you! :) (smile)
by uisratarded October 30, 2009
Get the Ra-Tard mug.Alternatively spelled "skatard" but usually isn't spelled that way because stupid people usually mispronounce it.
Someone who took up skateboarding simply because it's the only thing that'll get him laid, or at least somewhat close, maybe with an ugly girl. Even before actually owning a skateboard, he covers everything he owns in every sticker with a name brand on it: volcom, etnies, element, etc...
After establishing his "skater" title, he suddenly thinks his penis grew by eight inches, and thinks his body grew a foot in height, and thinks his balls gained 2 pounds in weight. In reality, however, he's still fuck-ugly, five foot four, can't skate very well, has a dick the size of his pinky finger, and does nothing but piss everyone off and make a gigantic douchebag out of himself, just like BEFORE he took up skateboarding.
Of course, this all isn't limited to skating. It's also seen in snowboarders, wannabe hicks, wannabe stoners, and surfers.
Someone who took up skateboarding simply because it's the only thing that'll get him laid, or at least somewhat close, maybe with an ugly girl. Even before actually owning a skateboard, he covers everything he owns in every sticker with a name brand on it: volcom, etnies, element, etc...
After establishing his "skater" title, he suddenly thinks his penis grew by eight inches, and thinks his body grew a foot in height, and thinks his balls gained 2 pounds in weight. In reality, however, he's still fuck-ugly, five foot four, can't skate very well, has a dick the size of his pinky finger, and does nothing but piss everyone off and make a gigantic douchebag out of himself, just like BEFORE he took up skateboarding.
Of course, this all isn't limited to skating. It's also seen in snowboarders, wannabe hicks, wannabe stoners, and surfers.
"That skate-tard Derek gave me a nasty mean face the other day, so I knocked him out, shat on his face and threw him in a dumpster"
"Good stuff."
"Good stuff."
by The Earl of Sandwich August 13, 2007
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