Take A Greg

Lamens Term - Verb
Greg gr-egg (plural - gregs)

Very similar to taking a normal shit, a "greg" differs in the fact that it usually stretches one's ass to the limits of its abilities....rendering a turd with a thin layer of blood covering it. "Gregs" are extremely painful, & in some cases deadly.

I Have To Go Take A Greg. My Blood Type Is B+, Start Looking For Possible Matches.

by 546 Gator Medics October 8, 2008

take a nap

A polite/discreet way to say, I'm going to go whack off for a bit. Used around parents or spouses.

"Uh... Um... I'm gonna go take a nap."

"Does she think I'm stupid? I can hear her vibrator from six blocks away."

by sijfidjgalkjlk June 7, 2009

take a dump

The best way to lose weight.

Man I lost 10 pounds from taking a dump yesterday.

by www.eternalsoldiers.net September 2, 2003

Take a pass

To decline an opportunity.

I think I'll take a pass.

by Flowwrnglr May 2, 2011

taking the mick

Using someone as the butt of a joke (taking the Piss out of someone).

We really took the mick out of paddy! I was only taking the mick.

by Gasmixman January 14, 2006

taking the mickey

using someone as the butt of a joke, lightheartedly. Non-offensive humor.

'Are you taking the mickey?'

by kdc June 26, 2003

taking the piss

It's now often used when people take liberties and don't care about the consequences, for instance someone living in a nice house and trashing it or ridings roughshod over neighbours, knowing he won't get evicted by the authorities.

Now he's taking the piss. He had his music cranked up again last night and parks in our parking space.

by notquitepatrick November 26, 2016