Twardwaffle

A long, incessant rant from a tward that most literate people would find irrelavant.

(v.twardwaffling)

Dude, check this twardwaffle blog out.

by Team Van Helsing August 20, 2010

terd spew

the most violent of all diarrhea. explosion and propulsive defecation.

i ruined the bath room with my terd spew

by goowashington May 26, 2011

Tweird

A kid 11 to 12 years old who is not quite a teenager who we refer to as a "TWEEN" (meaning in between child and teen). They are starting puberty which makes them "WEIRD". Thus they are a TWEIRD!

OMG my daughter is always talking about boys and she is so spacey lately. What am I going to do, she is such a tweird?!

by BabyChaun September 14, 2011

terd pincher

The act of pincing a long terd using just your ass muscles.

Dude, I just couldn't shake that terd, it was so long I had to use my terd pincher muscles.

by metal_buds September 18, 2012

tweird

That was weird.

Tweird man!

by Natarooski January 24, 2013

tweard

The one-word-meaning for "totally weird beard". This can be a beard of any shape or length, as long as it is weird in the eyes of the viewer.

Matt-"did you see that guy up there rockin' the bass."
Katie-"yea and he was totally rockin' that tweard."

by kaziemac May 22, 2014

twereking

Reverse twerking, or rapid repeated pelvic thrust.

Ex. Dude she wants me. How do you know?
I was twereking behind her and she twerked back into me.

by Dat Gui from 4131 June 19, 2014