Third grade education

Someone who's brain stopped working around about the third grade. They have aged, but they're still dumb as fuck.

Mordecai: "How are you gonna fix that with your third grade education?"
Rigby: "STOP TALKING!"

by TheAmazingAtom March 28, 2015

Third City of the UK

A small decaying mill town called Manchester which is INFERIOR to the UK's second city of Birmingham.

I come from Manchester the third city of the UK which is inferior in every respect to Birmingham the UK's second city.

by Trebor Girth February 3, 2008

Third-Eye Blind

Slang for when a man is pursuing-dating others strictly for the physical aspects and not being consciously aware of the reality of the situation. A man who thinks with the little head and not the big one.

Its Tom & Sarah's one year anniversary tomorrow. Who would've thought they would've lasted that long? Only reasoning that I could possibly have is that Tom is severely third-eye blind.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 11, 2015

third wheel

CONNER WINTER

conner is a third wheel to gerrell and Kasey

by gerrell July 27, 2018

Third world shithole

It’s a place that gets Third world shitholes upset when Donald Trump calls them third world shitholes.

Donald Trump: people from Haiti, Liberia, El Salvador and other third world shitholes are all trying to come to America.

CNN: Donald Trump is racist...

Everyone else: why is it called the third world again? Hmmm must be as hit hole.

by Trump card January 13, 2018

third world briefcase

Flowery description of a ghetto blaster or large portable music player often carried around in the late 20th century and played at full volume by many of Britain's ethnic population.

You'll recognise Dwayne when he comes in, he'll be carrying his third world briefcase.

by David from Kingsbury September 11, 2005

king george the third

Asshole who taxed the hell out of the colonies.

king george the third, you don't know how to fucking run a country.

by offeryoucantrefuse November 6, 2012