Scott logic

It’s the linking of two or more unrelated thing by using random things that some how makes it true

Dang did you see how just made jesus the daughter of Hillary Clinton.

Yeah man it made total sense

Of course becuase jesus has 5 letters and Hillary has 7 and if you do 7-5 you get 2 and 2’s a even number.

Yup two is a even number and if you multiply it by 3 it equals six and there is 6 letters in Hillary and Christ.

Man that’s all the evidence I need. tTme to go vote for jesus’ s monther for the election!

And it’s all thanks to that’ good ol’ Scott logic

by NotAThotScott March 15, 2018

Scott Shelby

A character from the game heavy rain, a "detective"who suffers from athsma, trying to find evidence of the origami killer, in the beginning he meets a prostitute named Lauren winter, and later partners with her (no not that partner even though she is a prostitute) but at the end of the game *spoiler* it is revealed that, Scot Shelby is actually, the origami killer, he was trying to get evidence for the origami killer, so he can destroy it, he knows how to not get caught because, infact he used to be a cop and the way he gets children is to pretend to be police officer to trick children into death, he does it by trapping them in some sort of container, and waits for it to fill up with rain water, Scott does this because his brother died in a similar way, possibly traumatizing him, causing him to go crazy. Scott's original name was John Sheppard.

Guy 1: Scott shelby is my favorite character
Guy 2: no Ethan is better

by The classic memer July 25, 2018

scottish job

The act of another man licking another mans ear; either with the intention to define sexual orientation or with the intention to become friends

I got in a fight at the bar because I tried a Scottish job on another man.

by Erin.mls February 29, 2020

scott chafin

When you rip off other people’s shit. Theft of others ideas/creativity/property.

Jerome pulled Scott Chafin. He was sued by Disney for selling cheap ugly replicas of Cinderella jerseys.

by Yo mamamamana April 18, 2020

Scott’s Law

When you know you shouldn’t carry on what you’re doing but think WTF I’m gonna do it anyway!!!

Brian was being blown by an attractive Asian lady ... things progressed and they were about to become intimate when Brian realised he was with a ladyboy ... he laid back and thought of Scott’s Law

by High Vis Harry January 21, 2021

Scott Tuckley

Gigachad celebrities everyone knows him he is stupid

your like Scott Tuckley cool

by gigachadwill May 17, 2022

Scottalishion.

Noun | Scott (A uncool Irish teenage boy) • lishion (The yassaifcation of a person)

Defines a mean ignorant person who doesn’t know how to shut up. Mainly used against the ginger irish male party. When talking to this person you’ll realize this person is extremely annoying and always thinks their right when they’re not. Usually “Scottalishions” are sticky IPad kids who sit in their room all day and play Fortnite with their so called “friends” (when we all know they have none.)

Anonymous: God they’re so annoying!! They never shut up to and listen.

Anonymous: Omg he’s such a Scottalishion.

by feiiluv May 23, 2022