i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere

a valid excuse to say when ur choking

"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 12, 2023

what is the velocity of an unladen swallow

what is the velocity of an unladen swallow

depends on wheter it is african or european.

what is the velocity of an unladen swallow? I don't know *screaming*

by monthy python October 31, 2017

swoll up or troll up

To get big muscles or be forced to have sex with troll faced nappy headed hoes.

Bro 1: Swoll up or troll up brosiden king of the broceans

Bra 2: No Doubt! ima crush this set of bench AHHHHHH!

by The last of the brohekians July 24, 2011

vagina swallow

vaginal sex, (penis to vagina).

After a long wait Crystal finally got her wish, she "vagina swallow" Mikes love meat.

by Checkmate29641 February 26, 2017

swallowing

Ultimate act of love between male homosexual partners - swallowing your lover's load.

Jim felt his love for Joe exude all over his body as he swallowed Joe's load.

by Richard Black March 15, 2005

shut up and swallow a nut up

kurupt says that line not snoop dogg you stupid wigger

tools like rick d should shut up and swallow a nut up

by nick d is gay November 17, 2004

Spit or Swallow

A game invented by Australian larakins by which one person has a mouth full of liquid and the other(s) attempt to make them laugh so hard they either:

a) spit out the liquid
or
b) swallow the liquid and choke a little in the process.

In an attempt to avoid a spit or swallow she bent onver in an attempt to hold it in, only to be forehad wacked by his penis which made her spit it all out.

by ladypebs March 12, 2011