Speed Skeeter

Someone who blows his load early, a pre-mature ejaculator. Rarely a good thing, speed skeeters arent accepted in todays world often excluded and not wanted to performe sexual acts.

"I heard John's a speed skeeter is that true?"
"Yes it is, i almost feel bad for the poor bastard."

by tagger June 11, 2006

Cowher sweater

A brightly colored, hideous sweater worn by Bill Cowher, similar to the sweaters worn by Bill Cosby.
Also, a sweater that looks like a one worn by Cowher or Cosby.

also see cosby sweater

Did you see that Cowher sweater Frank wore to work today?

by Jon Mattozzi December 12, 2007

polo sweater

this is a unique piece of clothing, its a polo shirt with long sleave...unfortunately i have two polo sweater's, while it is comfterble the style is not very appealing

polo shirt + sweater = polo sweater

by savierlee October 24, 2009

Pumpkin Sweater

A woman who wears sweaters that match the season of the year, not necessarily Halloween. 2. It is also used to refer to women who, while not particularly wearing a holiday sweater, have a certain middle aged, middle American home maker mindset.

"Charlie's preschool teacher is a total pumpkin sweater, she spends her weekends knitting and watching Lifetime."

by megb713 February 3, 2010

Seattle Chimney Sweeper

Putting pubes on your ring finger, followed by fingering your partner's butthole. While making broom noises.

1: I love doing the Seattle Chimney Sweeper
2: what the hell?
1: i love the pubes up my ass

by jesuschrist206 January 1, 2012

yahir with a grey sweater

yahir with a grey sweater is Our lord. an all powerful, voluptuous, shmexy, and illegal being. He is the one above all races, he is the savior he is the next Jesus Christ. NO he is even greater he is one that can shall call his equal. he is

person 1: Vamos a ofrecer nuestras nueces al santuario de yahir con un sueter gris
person 2: the fuck you just say, im sorry i dont speak retard
person 1:we shall offer our nuts to the yahir with a grey sweater sanctuary

by obesekid69 March 19, 2019

darwin sweater

Chest hair, or for that matter back hair.

After peeling off his Roots muscle shirt everyone on the beach was mesmorized by Steve's darwin sweater.

by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005