Akehoshi Subaru Theorem

The Akehoshi Subaru Theorem states when one feels the whims of gacha due to an underlying feeling of fondness for said character (not including applications regarding “meta” reasons) one may utilize that in priority of gacha decision.

“man i really want to get childe because i like him but i dont think he’ll fit into any of my teams”
“nah man the akehoshi subaru theorem says you should get him if you like him”

by boopsae October 11, 2023

《¤》Subaru《¤》subaru《¤》subarU《¤》

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😱:《¤》Subaru《¤》subaru《¤》subarU《¤》

by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

not better than natsuki subaru

a character of lesser value than Natsuki Subaru

Man that character is not better than Natsuki Subaru

by skencbck September 5, 2021

@purge_king_subaru

A user on telegram trying to be dank but try krte hi rhe jarha

Example - bhai @purge_king_subaru kamedy mt kr

by Purge king subaru December 5, 2021

Ceramic coating a Subaru

Inverting ones penis in another’s anus.

We were ceramic coating a Subaru last night and I’m real tiered.

by VETthoughts October 11, 2023

A hayden suber

When you have sex with a 2/10 girl while watching shrek 2 and have your finger up your cats asshole at the same time

Last night was crazy i pulled a hayden suber

by Beefers queefers October 25, 2023

pagani and subaru

spongebob squarepants (pagani) and patrick star (subaru).

Pagani and Subaru are cuh 🥀

by lebronjameshairline May 22, 2025