stump jumper

Person of african american decent. Also see moon cricket

Damn stump jumper stole my tv!

by GG January 24, 2004

Stump jumper

A person who is stupid or dumb. Used by rednecks. Or someone who is useless and has nothing better to do thatn jump a stump.

"You stump jumpers need to get work."

by Misha.cas.67 February 11, 2017

Cabbage stumps

An old phrase referring to the legs

My cabbage stumps are sore.
Put some trolleyags on those cabbage stumps!

by JordanR February 19, 2007

Stump Lumpies

Slang for Genital Warts.

That skank prostitute down the street gave me a bad case of the Stump Lumpies

by Joshua January 18, 2004

Stumpy Steel Arm

RULES:
1) Only allowed to use the same elbow
2) Hit oppenents upper arm in which they are hitting you with.
3) Winner is the person whose oppenent gives up OR falls off his chair. (MUST BE SITTING DOWN DURING GAME TIME @ ALL TIMES)
4) No swinging of the stump ONLY POKING
5) If you miss it still counts as a attack
6) Enjoy responsibly STUMPY STEEL ARM
made by BEN L & DOM G

We at B&D's are hoping you will enjoy this game. If you need practise at Stumpy Steel Arm, bully the smaller and younger people.

by BEN L & DOM G June 11, 2007

Stumper.

Stumper: someone who deliberatley tries to force another peron into an awkward situation; involving that second person's lack there of/ not existent intelligence.

Morgan: "I see you are reading a book marlene"

Marlene: "No Morgan. That's a picture frame. Nice one"

Morgan: "was that really necassary? God, you little stumper."

by alliyah_nor-nor May 9, 2009

cunt stump

Any vagina. This definition exemplifies the vaginas similarity to an upside down tree stump

I'll fuck her cunt stump till her tears run dry.

by jumbleia October 8, 2008