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Chinese business student

An undergraduate student from Mainland China who is paying full fees at a Western university for a Bachelor of Commerce equivalent degree. This class of student is an increasingly attractive "cash cow" for universities facing budget cut-backs.

Chinese business students stream themselves into either quantitative subjects e.g. financial management or soft, qualitative offerings e.g. general management. Since they have been admitted more by their ability to pay inflated "full cost" fees than their academic abilities, their ability to speak and write technical English is often poor meaning that they struggle to pass, do not contribute, unreflectively and uncritically rote learn, plagiarize and cluster together in class and socially.

Many are only-child, spoilt "little emperors" who possess immature social skills that are more expected of very young teenagers than adults.
Anyone who is a member of a university business program as either a student or member of faculty will recognize the Chinese business student demographic.
by The Watcher On The Wall November 23, 2011
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Term from "The Rock" of WWF wrestling. He calls himself "The People's Champ" and calls his penis "The People's Strudel"
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Day Student Girls

Prep school girls who get schlepped in every day instead of boarding. Hot, but... (see DSG and Pulling a Ratner). They are a living refutation of Descartes' argument for the existence of god.
"Safe sex, ummmm, if you can't remember it, it didn't happen?"
"You're one of the Day Student Girls, right?"
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The wonderful meal a guy gets while going down on his girl after she has let another guy blow his load inside of her.
Dude my girl's been cheating on me so there is no telling how many polish toaster struedels I've eaten.
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Scooter Strudel

The act of defecating in someones mouth, then ejaculating on their face to emulate the appearance of some strudel.
Yo, that bitch was pissing me off so I gave her a Scooter Strudel!
by Scooter McScootpants April 20, 2008
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shrek strudel

Shrek strudel refers to the bulbus green rod that hangs betwixt any oger's hairy ass legs. At the base is normally a throbbing wad that smells of onions and under cheese.
I was playing lord of the rings when an oger appeared and crushed me with it's shrek strudel.
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Toaster Strudel

The act of "finishing" or ejaculating on a female after intercourse, usually on the stomach, breasts or even the back. The man juices act as the icing in this situation.
"Do you see that girl over there? I totally strudelled her last weekend."

"Chris isn't that the girl you toaster strudelled this morning?"
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