Squirellin

When your ADHD Co-Worker is absent from the workspace and goes around and bullshits with others instead of doing work.

(Often referred with the term "Hey look Squirell.")

"Hey where's Ashley." Oh she's over there squirellin in Shawnas office.

by DEEZNUTZINMOUF February 24, 2025

Squirbo

The ability to make a woman do something she never thought she could while performing sexual acts.

"Hey man did you hear Trent totally got her to squirbo the other night?"
"Dude can you imagine what the blow off valve sounded like?"

"I bet the boost was set to 69"

by Doindaimpossible69 April 1, 2025

Squeerling

To make a high pitched squawk, shriek, or any unusual noises.

“Ava was squeerling at her math teacher about her grades “

by UserHarvardUniversity January 30, 2026

Squirm

Squirm (noun)
The smallest, fastest, and arguably most chaotic Toon in the game Dandy’s World. He is a tiny, segmented worm-like creature who specializes in kiting (distracting) the Twisteds while the rest of the team actually does the work.

Vibe: High speed, low health, and "catch me if you can."

Player Archetype: Usually played by the person who enjoys running circles around monsters and giving their teammates a heart attack by proxy.

Usage: "We would’ve wiped on Floor 10 if our Squirm didn't have the zoomies and distract Toodles for five minutes straight."

by H4RV March 11, 2026

Squirch

To have an exclamatory reaction that produces moisture due to excessive levels of attractiveness (to be used for people, places, and things)

Upasana saw his body and immediately started to squirch everywhere.

by slimesaurav July 1, 2025

Squirflelighting

A grotesque act involving a toothpick, some form of accelerant and a lighter. The user (male) covers a toothpick with the accelerant and inserts it into their urethra. Once inside the man lights it on fire and lets it burn. When used it practice, it is common for the user of this technique to bust a nut to extinguish the fire before in burns their skin.

Hey man, I don’t wanna go out tonight. I’m gonna stay in and have a nice Squirflelighting sesh alone if you don’t mind.

Squiflelighting may also be said as “Squiflelight” when being referred to as an action.

by Witerwally A Genius September 14, 2025

Squirdlock

Fuckhead. Morlock flesh-eater. Pig-headed programmer-type who "fixes" stuff that ain't broke, just to keep his job. Slimy dude, no doubt a leftist, maybe a Trans, stay away from average people, pervert.

That squirdlock "fixed" it, now I have to re-type everything.

by muthuhmuthuhmuthuh September 26, 2025