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sprachling

A word similar to 'snog' to describe a (usually drunken) union of two individuals which goes no further than kissing and possibly cuddling. Any attempt by either party (usually the male) to take things to the next logical stage (see 'sproochling'), will invariably be greeted with a slap by the other. Often the participants will 'sprachle' all night long without actually getting to 'sproochle', much to the disappointment of one, if not both, of the sprachlers.

A common side-effect of 'sprachling' is the deep feelings of regret (and sometimes disgust) that one or both of the participants experience upon reaching sobriety.
'Did you see those two at it last night? They were sprachling about the dancefloor all night!"

"Oh my good god, I can't believe it. I think I sprachled xxxxx last night."
by mullboy September 4, 2009
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back splasher

An action caused by the effect of gravity taking hold on an enormous turd falling towards the bowl water of a toilet, which allows great forces of water to splash upward on the bum.
"Does this toilet has a bidet function or was that a huge back splasher!"
by William P. January 6, 2008
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Two Splash

When you are walking down the street. typically with friends and you see someone with an acne break out. you then exclaim "Damn! check out that Two Splash!" meaning that the individual you are picking on needed two splashes of acne cleanser that morning
Friend- Hey Bryan, check out this Two Splash bitch walking down the hall.
Other Friend- Yea nigga! That bitch was a brown bag anyways!
Friend-Word homie!
by Phip-meister-Phlex February 18, 2009
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White Splash

When a heterosexual male ejaculates into a womens mouth, and has her spit out the herbs and spices (sperm) into the males palm and than the male pulls his hand back aprox. 8 in. and proceeds foward making contact with the womens cheek.
she was sucking my dick last night and I came in her mouth and gave her a white splash

she was drunk and never swallowed but unexpectly I had her spit it out and gave her a white spalsh
by Ezlgdc November 8, 2010
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Splash

The act of a guy, getting a Hand job, or Blow Job, and allowing a large load of cum to escape onto the girl/ guys face.
Guy: "They call him Splash"

Girl: "Whyyy?"

Guy: He splashed in his last girls face."

Girl: "Ohh" <--She gives the 'come hither look, if she bes a hoe".
by Omar and Horhey May 8, 2010
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Stinger Splash

The act involves a girl being on her back and spread eagle on a bed, while the man stands in the corner and attempts to enter her vagina from the jump. Very difficult and dangerous - High probability for a broken dick.
Derek: Did you hear Travis is in the hospital?

Charles: No! What happened?

Derek: He attempted a Stinger Splash and broke his shit!
by goillini33 April 6, 2009
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cucumber splash

The woman takes a dump and gives the man a blowjob simultaneously. The cucumber serves the part of the pun here as there are two long hard members, both making a splash.
Suzan gave Garrett a cucumber splash.
by j-yo felony May 23, 2008
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