spork

a salad fork. you know it's kind of like a sppon with pointy bits

i used a spork to get all this salad on my plate

by salad finger October 23, 2007

Spork

The act of placing one's scrut onto the forehead of another individual. Typically, the individual receiving the spork (one who is sporked) is surprised by the fact that the spork takes place.

Jimmy passed out on the bed the other night - he was so unconscious that three dudes sporked him and he never flinched. I can't believe they got their scruts right on his face!

by Jared A. June 23, 2007

sporking

The shortened version of sport fucking. Having sex outside of any context of a committed relatonship.

I am giving up sporking because I am waiting for a committed relationship.

by Sheri K November 28, 2009

sporked

the mix of spooned and forked, sporked.

Trevor got his ass sporked by Trav

by Kristinopolis September 27, 2005

SporkFucker

One who engages in sexual relations with Spoon-Fork combination eating utensils.

That guy is a sporkfucker and has numerous spork children.

by deity June 18, 2005

spork

butt fuck, anal sex, inserting a penis into a butt hole...u get it

My boyfriend and I sporked last night and it really hurt.

by poiuyt July 24, 2008

sporktified

to be entertained easily or very bored

i was sporktified last night while on the phone with her

by sho sho July 6, 2006