splormey

splormey: a act of splooging on a dead rat inside of a pillow case

john, you cant splormey in public that’s rude!

by ryan darby July 19, 2024

Splorsh

When a woman is masturbating and as she's about to finish but farts, queefs, squirts, and cums all at once.

Girl 1: I hate Splorshing, it's so annoying
Girl 2: Ik right, my bf witnessed it once and broke up with me

by Hdndbsydhdn November 17, 2023

Splorge

A goop creatrue, mostly opaque. Can come in many different colours with the weakness of 'blue'. The splorges have thier own city with statues of great splorges such as the splorge 'Decayor of Creation'.

They can Morth and shape thier body to will, and will eat anything in thier path.

1- "Hey what is that goop?"
2- "That goop is a splorge"

by Four_Spaces February 6, 2024

Splorce

The act of achieving post-nut clarity after going through a divorce.

I splorced last night and I now know how I feel.

by Syndi_GM May 1, 2024

Splorce

The act of achieving post-nut clarity after a divorce.

I splorced last night and now understand what happened.

by Syndi_GM May 1, 2024

splorf

To shred some sick chords in the group chat on the fly, often via a voice message. Can be done with a guitar, banjo, piano, keyboard, sampler, drum machine, synthesizer, tuba, trombone, saxophone, kalimba, the drums, or any other radical instrument.

I gotta splorf this, hold on

by VrilTrapstar May 19, 2024

splorgle

To be absolutely insane.

man 1: "why are you acting so fucking splorgle dude?"
man 2: "i just learned how gay sex works."

by That little fucktard December 16, 2024