Splitwood

A gay guy threesome

Hey wanna have a splitwood??

by AlienOrgyEffect August 7, 2017

Split screening

When you and your boi get prostitutes and nail them in the same room, but not the same bed

-Hey Dude! Let's go get some hookers
-Aight man, but I ain't split screening with yo ass again!

by Darthfello November 25, 2017

splitlicker

Pussy Eaters. Mostly geared towards lesbians.

Look at those splitlickers!

by CGB86 May 12, 2018

splitlicker

A person who likes to eat pussy. Mostly geared towards lesbian women.

Look at those two splitlickers.

by CGB86 May 12, 2018

splitback

Splitback is a typically jolly chap who is outgoing and quite talkative. They tend to appeal to a lot of people with their sense of humor and positivity. Their intelligence surpasses quite a lot of the human race, which surprises many.

Wig, Splitback just won an award! He talks so much and is super nice, I never expected him to actually have some smarts.

by splitback July 3, 2018

Splitcision

Combined and abbreviated word derived from split decision. Primarily used in political or sports related discourse

Chase Alan is a splitcision quarterback, exactly what the Redskins need this year.

by Chase deez October 25, 2018

split the dog

To masturbate violently

Sorry boss cant work tomorrow it gonna be a split the dog kinda day

by Sonny bertram February 13, 2019