log splitter

peircing that bridges the two butt cheeks, splitting the turd as one poops.

Dear sir, is that a log splitter in the crack of your hiney?

by turd masher July 2, 2006

captain's platter

To pinch a fat load and/or diarrhea atop the toilet lid.

I had diarrhea and didn't have time to lift the lid, so I left a big soupy captain's platter.

by Choadblower January 15, 2006

Wig Splitter

To do something so amazing that people can not even believe what they have just seen!

The Adrenalineboyz motorcycle stunt team just split my wig with that awesome stunt!

Matt Flora is a wig splitter!

by Adrenalineboyz lover April 7, 2009

Slattern

Lauren

The slattern is untidy, dirty and sleeps with anything.

by Rumpleskiltskin March 6, 2017

one hitter splitter

Closely related to the "one hitter quitter" The one hitter splitter is defined as "splitting opens on face with a hideous gash with one blow of the fist"

I used to think that I had the one hitter quitter, but it turns out I've got the one hitter splitter.

by Tim Morgan September 18, 2006

lip splitters

when a chick wears jeans so tight they split her pussy lips apart

god damn jenna was wearing some lip splitters last night

by mikeyc18 April 28, 2009

Broke and Spattered

Literary slang for "came" (or "cummed")," or "had orgasm." The anti-hero in Anthony Burgess' dystopian novel, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (played by Malcolm McDowell in the movie) 'broke and spattered' at the end of intercourse.

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"So I was doing my girlfriend, and I had been humping away for about half an hour -- "

"Dude, you have great discipline. I would have broke and spattered after five minutes!"

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010