Spasmatron

A word used to describe someone or something when they do something that’ll make them look like massive idiot

A boy has just ran straight into a glass window, what a spasmatron!

by Vickosaur June 2, 2020

Spashe

This is the new and improved space. Not a lot of people get sent here.

I went to Spashe last year with some astronauts.

by CrazyWacks000089 September 6, 2020

Spashe

This is the new and improved space. Not a lot of people get sent here.

I went to Spashe last year with some astronauts.

by CrazyWacks000089 September 6, 2020

Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020

spasmodic dysphobia

Weird-sounding speech-impediment that causes periodic bouts of uncaring behavior towards fellow humans.

Maine Congresswoman Susan Collins is apparently no longer "the people's senator" (if she even actually WAS ever for us to begin with, which is doubtful!) --- she takes big money from mega-biz interests, votes against the basic interests of "the little guy", and to top it all off, she TALKS FUNNY! Sounds like a classic case of spasmodic dysphobia to me.

by QuacksO September 20, 2020

Spassport

A passport but for extensive metagalatic travel extending the boundless four-dimensional continuum known as spacetime aka Space.

Hey, I finally got my Spassport. Call me Galatical😎.

by ?UHoe? January 5, 2021

Spasm Jerk

when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis

‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice ol’ spasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’

by retarded salad February 17, 2021