SMOOF

The substance which is used to fill balloons that makes them stick to the ceiling.

How are those balloons sticking to the ceiling? They are filled with Smoof

by DJ:BOTA September 2, 2006

smoko

The Above, but is also an Australian term used to describe smoking cannibus at any time.

"Keen to go for a smoko?"
"Yeah, I had a smoko when I woke up this morning."

by Diego September 4, 2003

Smoo

smelly poo, also known as an affectionate term for idiot

which country are Siamese twins from?

*blank stares* you are SUCH a smoo!

by smoof mcgoof (doof mcgoof fan) August 20, 2009

smoof

The rare occurence when a fart's path is anally blocked, and must resort to exiting the body via pee-hole. Similar to a queef.

That smoof smelled like ass.

by Zanzarella May 15, 2003

smoof

extremely Good Looking or really really really awesome or both basically

Kurt=Smoof
Sergdoes not equal smoof

by I wonder who.......... January 6, 2008

SMFO

Smile My Face Off

SMFO-Smile My Face Off

by Showric August 11, 2010

smooey

pouring an entire alcoholic drink into a chicks vagina and skulling it as it pours out.

Like shoey but out of a vagina.

Man did you hear.... He went down on his Mrs and did a smooey with his beer!

by 1pirate2 August 6, 2018