Smasterbate

To masterbate while being drunk

Tone smasterbated after he drank too much last night because his girlfriend wasnt around.

by Bigpoon24 August 29, 2012

scarter

To be extremely generous or kind to someone.

I've never seen anyone scarter people the way she does.

by cafematty December 12, 2012

Smartext

A text message that is smart; something one doesn't normally receive.

Dude, she sent me a smartext, she's clearly the one.

by ExoliaZephlyn March 18, 2013

Sharter

Originating from the word shart used to describe the act of pooping your pants accidentally with the pretense that the outcome was going to be a fart; a shartereis an individual who sharts and wallows in the fecal material as though it never happened.

"Get our of here sharter you filthy panties are not only stinking up the joint but it's rolling down your pant leg leaving a trail of poo."

by Litsavant2868 May 8, 2016

Smatterday

1) When you party too much and can't tell what happened on which day.
2) your day's run together because your so busy or drunk.

"My whole spring break was a smatterday."
"This conference has been a total smatterday."

by F.Wes July 8, 2016

Starter-Child

When a couple buys a pet dog together.

Adam and Sarah just bought the cutest starter-child from the dog shelter.

by ActuallyMike September 16, 2016

starterboi

One hustling Money Getting Loyalists And any type of situation People e's Persons You Could Meet Never speaking less spoken to Doesn't Take Shit from Anyone But is bout that action When there backs are against the wall think about It's self explanatory STARTERBOI

STARTERBOI is the COOLEST,
DOWN THE EARTH,
BRAVEST GUY ,
💯

by STARTERBOI,STARTERBOY April 24, 2017