Slippery Geico

Its the slippery gecko, you shove your partner against the shower wall while kissing them, but when you quickly try to put ur penis in their anus you say to them "15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance with geico"

Man 1: "i gave my girlfriend the slippery geico the other day, she wasnt too happy about it because she uses progressive car insurance"
Man 2: "did you tell her exacly HOW much she could be saving with geico?"
Man 1: "of course i did, she climbed up the wall screaming halfway through me saying it"

by HIV fries April 1, 2021

Grandma slipper

A person who slips grandmas drugs for RAPE. They do the dirty with the grandmas and flee the scene. They are dirty mother fuckers and i dont suggest being near one.

"That guy is a grandma slipper," says Mark
"Really," says Tomtack
Mark says, "Yes, really, hes fuckin gross"
Tomtack nodds in agreement. and says, "he sure is"

by Lupe The Magic Totem September 24, 2007

banna slipper

Take a banna and pull out the fruit. Take the peelings and stick your cock in it and stroke away.

That Banna Slipper felt good.

by Blonday_66 April 14, 2017

Ghost's Slipper

The act of taking a females virginity without her knowledge. While using no drugs or alcohol.

Matthew: Man, I did the ghost's slipper.
Ben: You what?
Matthew: I took her virginity while she was fast asleep last night, she didn't even wake!
Ben: She is my sister

by Chepedex August 11, 2008

slippery salamander

Using harley grease as lube for a rough night with a hairy biker.

when a boy by the name of michael takes harley grease and applies it to his salamander (penis) and proceeds to stick it in hells angels sweaty/hairy asshole, he is performing the slippery salamander.

by mikeshithole August 5, 2007

Bitch Slipper

When you lube your foot and slide it completely into a womans vagina.

That girl was so loose i could get my foot in her twat. They call that a bitch slipper.

by NIIIIIIIIIIICK January 15, 2003

Slippery Fish

(noun)-a move used during the act of intercourse;
(verb)- to urinate inside a womans vagina when her vaginal walls are no longer lubricated.

(sentence)- So i was goin to pound town on this trick and i had to give her a slippery fish cuz ole' girl dried up like a desert.

by Algoshnazz March 27, 2009