cock slapping

The practice of slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. This is often performed as a joke when the recipient is either asleep or otherwise incapacitated.

Pablo is very into cock slapping, so he tried it on his girlfriend while she was blowing him, and she liked it.

by kalliburr May 21, 2012

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Shapping

The act of masturbation while simultaneously taking a shit.

Leroy, you've been in there for 20 minutes. What, are you shapping?

by Rozma December 6, 2012

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slappycake

A slpppycake occurs when you blow your load in your hand then slap your partner in the face.

I knew she was about to reach orgasm, as was I. She was so turned on, I pulled out, shot my wad in my hand, and gave her a slappycake. She came immediately...

by RoadKing August 15, 2006

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Taco Slappin'

The rythmic grinding together of two snatches.

Paula and Brittney sure made a great film "Taco Slappin'".

by Fishfry December 15, 2008

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or the Salty Sea Slapper one must arrive at their mates house with a bucket of warm salty sea water sequestered from the near by ocean or body of salt water. The female will take a mouthful of warm sea water and blow the penis hole of the man until he gets a boner. The male now slaps his partners cheeks with his penis until all the warm ocean water are splurged from her mouth.

"I'm wearing your favorite lingerie and have a nice full bucket of salty sea water here waiting for you."

"Boys, looks like shes gonna get the salty sea slapper tonight!"

by Rapture333 April 29, 2009

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