moncton shuffle

Receive a handjob while driving through Moncton, and that's it. Because nobody wants to stop there.

Blair gave me a Moncton shuffle while driving through Moncton because fuck stopping in that shithole of a city.

by Watchoutfor12 July 24, 2017

Rusty Shuffle

The shuffle you make to retrieve TP after realizing your out.

Dropped a load only to realize my GF used the last of the TP roll, had rusty shuffle for more.

by LongTuna May 8, 2020

Duck Shuffler

When you get all your ducks in a row and some asshole comes around and shuffles them up

God Damn duck shuffler fucked everything up

by tonichoni July 16, 2021

B-Man Shuffle

A defensive tactic that can be employed in an intoxicated streetfight against multiple sober opponents. Your belt is removed and thrown away, and your pants are dropped completely to your ankles. You then waddle up to the fight like a penguin with fists raised in "fighting irish" position. No one wants to fight a drunk naked man, and a slow getaway follows.

Dude, how did we not get our asses kicked by those bouncers last night? Well we were outnumbered, but Connors pulled the ol' B-man shuffle and got us out alive.

by Newfie Francis January 11, 2009

Poke and Shuffle

When a skier is mimicking a style of skiing made popular in the 1980's. This particular style is very similar to what was known as parallel skiing, which has now been deemed out of date and very uncool with the advent of shaped skis. One can identify this style if a skier has a their skis together, is putting pressure on the back of the skis, has a ridiculous amount of body rotation, flails their poles about in a wide radius, and is wearing brightly colored one-piece ski suits also from the 1980's.

Look at that yeti doing the Poke and Shuffle in jeans! (laughter typically ensues)

by SkiUnit August 19, 2008

Breakfast Coupon Shuffle

Primarily used in the hospitality industry; The act of offering breakfast coupons to disgruntled guests to remedy absolutely any type of negative situation. It's a very cheap (virtually free) means of averting the guest's attention as well as mildly satisfying them.

That guest was pissed dawg...pulled the ol' breakfast coupon shuffle and she was fine.

by T and D Associates August 21, 2008

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003