Like shite off a shovel

Term used by some country or rural dwellers to describe a fast car.

Jaysus led, them Turbo Diesels goes like shite off a shovel.

by Darblonks July 21, 2009

Mississippi steam shovel

The sexual act of shitting on your partners chest, then using your erect penis to scoop up the shit and shovel it into their mouth.

My girlfriend wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her the old “Mississippi steam shovel”

by Baby Dick January 24, 2025

Poo Shoveller

1. Someone who shovels poo for a living.

2. Someone who stuffs poo in another person's rectum.

Also known as Shit Shoveller.

Mitch: "James just came back from his excrement orgy"

Sam: "He is such a poo shoveller!"

by Internet Cancer October 17, 2009

The Shovel

The thing you need to kill The Clown when you see The Clown. It is very rusty, the handle has mud in it, (it got on my sweatshirt : ) and looks like somebody was beating rocks with it. Legends tell it was crafted by the Scared Geologists. (See Scared Geologist Theory)

"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

Shovel

A gardening tool

could also be used as a slur

1.;I'm going to use the shovel to dig holes in the garden.

2. I'm beating b**** people with a shovel

by JDM Junkie January 13, 2023

Snow Shovel Blues

When you are outside shoveling snow completely alone, and all you have to keep you warm is the sound of your own voice singing some random tune.

Nick was outside shoveling snow when he got the Snow Shovel Blues and started singing "Eye of the Tiger".

by Rascals January 8, 2010

Golden shovel

A person who only wants money

My friend is a golden shovel

by Potato fan January 11, 2024