shitting

A word replacing another word.

"What are you shitting today?"

"Did you see what that guy was shitting?"

person 1: "Is eric still seeing amanda?"
person 2: "no he's shitting someone else"

by just.made September 5, 2009

shitting in bed awake

Any situation that you have to overcome that is so easy and takes no effort at all.

Person 1: Man this motor is going to be a bitch to take out.
Person 2: Nah man its easier than shitting in bed awake.

by P-Fat November 28, 2006

shitting in reverse

The circumstance where you find yourself in the position of needing to defacate but unable to locate a suitable venue for the proceedings. The resultant clenching of the sphincter in the hopes of preventing an incident of touching cloth results in the feeling that the incipient turd is reversing back up into your lower intestines.

May be performed intentionally in order to preserve the waiting feces for later use. E.G in a cleveland steamer.

Oh man, I hope we find a toilet soon. I'm shitting in reverse.

If I have shit in reverse again I'm going to end up spitting it out.

by cuksocker November 6, 2010

shitting rainbows

The largest amount of homosexuality one being can poses.

Person: oh em gee Ryan is so hot!
Other Person: yeah to bad he's shitting rainbows gay...

by allons-ycompanion March 9, 2015

Shitlist

people who piss you off.
People who abuse their powers/authority

I hate thaT fucking BITCH , they are going on my shit list

by Ur moma February 25, 2004

shitting where you're eating

Dating someone in your profession. You only do 2 basic things - eat and shit. Shitting's done in the bathroom. If you're eating in the bathroom too, then you'll never leave, just like if you're dating someone in your profession, you'll never escape your job.

Dental Student #1: It's official: I'm dating that girl in our class.
Dental Student #2: Ah man, you're shitting where you're eating. Get out while you can.

by mintglow September 22, 2008

shilling dangler

vague sexual inuendo, basicly "flashing your bits"

Niall- What you up to?
Eve- exposing myself in parks
Niall- Your such a shilling dangler

by Niall_kerry March 9, 2008