semen shelter

a term used when unable to say vagina in social conversation.

You don't want to go diving in a recently used semen shelter.

by doc.azn December 7, 2012

Free Skeeter

A man who lives off their woman, free and does not contribute, work or do shit to help out around the house, basically makes the woman take care of him.

I don't want no free skeeter's in my life! I want a man!

by philthebomb July 21, 2016

tax shelter

n. Bunker in which to hide with one's tax returns when the press come around.

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I need a few more yards of concrete. The reporters got a backhoe and dug up my last tax shelter.

Have you thought of using a charitable foundation?

by gnostic3 October 3, 2016

Mud skeeter

Another word for mud cricket. See definition

Best if used with a country accent

Damn mud skeeter was hanging off the side of his truck.

by Cherpollake June 25, 2017

Carpet Skeeters

The carpet burns you get on your knees from doing it doggy style

What happened to your knees??

Got attacked by Carpet Skeeters

by EchoBSN August 16, 2017

aaron sheeerrrwwwoooddd

a little piece of shit

Person :ya see aaron sheeerrrwwwoooddd there?

Person 2 : he's just a little piece of shit

by A l m o n d m i l k June 9, 2018

yeeters skeeters

something you yell randomly either when you cross the finish, score in a sport, recieve a good grade, etc. or just randomly yell out in the middle of class because you are bored

ex 1. Teacher of Global Issues in Historical Context: I will be handing back the tests today.

(Kid who is bad at history gets an 100 on the test)
That kid: YEETERS SKEETERS!!

ex 2. (Joel is in a race and proceeds to absolutely decimate another kid by pushing him into the dirt while passing in order to beat him)
Joel as he crosses the finish line: YEETERS SKEETERS!

ex 3. (The teacher is giving a long lecture and Pablo is bored)

Pablo about 45 minutes into the lecture: YEETERS SKEETERS!

by iyoteduponsomeoneyesterday March 18, 2019