meat shaving

when a man shaves another mans rod for him

antonio was meat shaving josh, when josh's boyfriend merv walked in, merv then stomped josh's ass and now are on non speaking terms.

by h00d rich March 2, 2007

Jess shave

a girl who gets drunk every weekend and her favourite number is 15 she also is a lesbian some times depending on the mood she’s in.

Jess shave is amazing because her favourite number is 15

by youmumhaha777 March 3, 2022

shaving my cat

Shaving your girls pussy

(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"

by Browncam183 February 7, 2017

Shave lazy

An individual, regardless of sex who avoids shaving or trimming their hair in areas that regular upkeep is considered appropriate if not essential by social norms or personal hygiene standards.

Everything was going great until I put that ring on her finger, before I knew It she was thirty pounds heavier, shave lazy and had chronic migraines.

It's not really a beard I'm just shave lazy.

by Ender3030 December 5, 2016

Shaved Ashley

Someone who feel need to constantly identify the gender of their date to the people they are talking to

He is such a Shaved Ashley, he told me multiple times that his prom date was female.

by Dingdingding12 March 15, 2016

Shaved Kelce

When a man is great in bed but his deflorated man-garden makes his packages unwatchable.

We hooked up in the dark and he blew my mind. But when he came for round two in the morning his Shaved Kelce was a dealbreaker.

by mistermog June 17, 2022

Now that goat is shaved

A danish way of saying "Now that jobs done"

Now that goat is shaved

by Instagram: haltemedhjalte November 30, 2019