shaved meat

When you manscape and nik your dick.

I was on the shitter manscaping and then i shaved meat. Boi did that hurt.

by El_chopo June 30, 2021

Shaving Propaganda

When Connor needs to shave but won’t to impress the ladies. Shaving propaganda is when you don’t like propaganda against women so you keep a hairy bush!!

Gurt: yo bro a fuc em to yung
Owen: Bro don’t fall for the shaving propaganda.

by Bigdickguy375 May 23, 2025

Vajay-ja shave

Slang for shaving your vagina

Jennifer: I'm going shopping wanna come with me?
Julie:I would but I have to vajay-ja shave today
Jennifer:oh shit, I'mma pray for you

by That thicc bitch (not) January 10, 2019

Shaving the Pitchfork

A sexual term regarding sex which involves triple penetration (anal, vaginal, & oral) with exceptionally small orifices.

I saw a porn with Bridget the Midget taking on three hung pricks at the same time. Talk about shaving the pitchfork!

by ManChildSyndrome October 30, 2015

shave regret

The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.

Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.

As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.

by vanbarbecue November 1, 2017

Don't Shave December

Don't Shave December follows the same rules as no shave November, just in December.

Yo it's Don't Shave December, don't shave.

by JM⭐ November 30, 2020

Deli-shaved

Term to describe the condition of a woman's labia.

One buddy to the other, "She was like deli-shaved roast beef down there bro."

"TMI dude...thanks". Said the other.

by PaRa DoX June 11, 2018