Shave Your Beard

To tell someone off over something pointless or ridiculous. Used when your friend is rambling about something that isn’t even your business and you just have to get him to shut the fuck up.

Ron: Yo bro! I talked to that Adrianna girl in school today. She’ll be my prom date! Isn’t this so ex-

Peter: Shave your beard, Ron.

Ron: What?

Peter: I said shave your beard Ron!

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 9, 2024

Gummy shave

Once a gummy bear or similar candy has been bitten and dropped on the floor it is liable to pick up dust and other foreign objects on the sticky area where it has been bitten. Gummy shave is the process of eating as much of the remaining gummy candy without eating the affected area.

"Damn, I dropped my gummy bear and now it's covered in icky stuff. Guess I'll have to gummy shave."

by aled from the hills September 2, 2009

african shave

Shaving ones face with a black dudes delicious white man cream.

Billy woke up late for work but he still made time for his African shave and plate of scrambled eggs.

by fishkillmo August 11, 2016

shaving his sink

doing way more than you need to do

yeah he’s really shaving his sink with that one

by kevinackerly April 17, 2023

shaved meat

When you manscape and nik your dick.

I was on the shitter manscaping and then i shaved meat. Boi did that hurt.

by El_chopo June 30, 2021

shave you raw

A shave and then a shave

shave you raw is when Jeff grows a beard and is first shaved by Nathan with a standard Bic razor. Joe then shaves Jeff so cleanly, he shines like the top of the Chrysler building.

by shaver8977 May 18, 2011

jess shave

jess shave is very small she likes to drink all the time sometimes she is a lesbian not a surprise as her favourite number is 15:) watch out for jess she might sit on u and u can’t get up

jess shave is cool

by youmumhaha777 March 3, 2022